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lyrics

When you play dick roulette you never know what you gonna get
You’re playing a game of change when you take off your pants
Wondering will this dick be a disappointment?
Will I get a rash, will I need some ointment?
Cuz you might get crabs or you might get scabies
Or the biggest STI of all, a baby!
Oh hey boy I’ve got a hot pickup tip
Nothing whips down my zip, like a man who’s been snipped

Dick Roulette (you never know what you gonna get, when you play)
Dick Roulette (when you play, when you play)
Dick Roulette (you never know what you gonna get, when you play)
Dick Roulette

Never know what dick you gonna pick when you’re a blackout pickpocket for dicks
Never know what bone you’re gonna dig, might be a t-rex or a twig
Might be a double decker bus, or a Volkswagen Beetle
Might be Arnold Schwarzenegger or Danny DeVito
A knotty piece of driftwood shirt-cocking at the beach
A grower, a shower, a baby’s arm holding a peach
Might be a travel-sized toothpaste in size and shape
Or a store bought polenta in girth and weight
Might be a hammerhead shark, a squirrel with alopecia
Might be King Kong or the Prince of Micronesia

It’s a wheel of fortune with dicks for spokes
It’s a pack of cigarettes with dicks for smokes
It’s rappelling down a slope with dicks for ropes
It’s flying in a seaplane with dicks for floats
It’s an electric fence with dicks for posts
It’s Frankenstein’s monster with dicks for bolts
It’s a grilled cheese sandwich with dicks for toast
It’s a petting zoo, with dicks for goats!

Dick Roulette (you never know what you gonna get, when you play)
Dick Roulette (when you play, when you play)
Dick Roulette (you never know what you gonna get, when you play)
Dick Roulette

credits

from Ain't Pussyfootin' Around, released June 9, 2023
Jodie Ponto: drums, vocals,
Noah Walker: synth, vocals, electric piano
Corwin Fox: drum programming
The Cockettes (Jody Peck & Kathleen Nisbet): vocals

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Kitty & The Rooster Vancouver, British Columbia

Kitty & The Rooster is a surf rock n’ roll duo from Vancouver featuring Jodie Ponto on the stand-up cocktail drumkit and Noah Walker on electric guitar. They are known for their big sound, laugh out loud lyrics, and ridiculously fun shows.

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