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Damn, that Rooster's so fine
Sorry ladies, he's all mine
That Rooster's a total fox, he's a souped up beefcake
He's like Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves in Point Break
He's a chiseled Adonis, a total smoke show
He's got a hot bod and a hot rod that's always good to go
Built like a brick shit house, struttin' around the hood
How do you do it baby? How do you looks so damn good?

The only exercise I get in this world
Is carrying my amp and fucking my girl
The only exercise I get in this world
Is carrying my amp and fucking my girl

Well, how do I do it? How do I look so damn good?
Well lean in now friends and I'll make it understood
I'm not Sweatin' to the Oldies, I'm not Dealin' a Meal
No Zumba, no Rhumba, no Buns of Steel
Thighmaster, Stairmaster, Master Cleanse, that's not for me
No Bodybuilding, no Facebuilding, and I ain't gluten free
Jazzercise and Strippercise, I never even gave them a chance
No Shakeweight, no Slimfast, no Tribal Fusion Bellydance

You don't need to feel the burn of no pain no gain
There's only two rules to learn, this body's easy to maintain
Step one: GRAB YOUR AMP
Step two: FUCK YOUR GIRL
And you'll be looking so good in this ugly ugly world

The only exercise I get in this world
Is carrying my amp and fucking my girl
The only exercise I get in this world
Is carrying my amp and fucking my girl

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from One Gig Hard Drive, released September 21, 2018

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Kitty & The Rooster Vancouver, British Columbia

Kitty & The Rooster is a surf rock n’ roll duo from Vancouver featuring Jodie Ponto on the stand-up cocktail drumkit and Noah Walker on electric guitar. They are known for their big sound, laugh out loud lyrics, and ridiculously fun shows.

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