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Written by Al Mader, aka: The Minamalist Jug Band

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WRITTEN BY AL MADER
AKA: THE MINIMALIST JUG BAND

You're sitting with me, you came here alone
You're wondering whether to take me home
Well I'd be delighted, but first I should say
That I'm a lousy lover, a lousy lay

I'm a lousy lover, I'm a lousy lay
No good in the sac, no good in the hay
Conversation, that's my forte
Cause I'm a lousy lover I'm a lousy lay

My younger years were kind of a bore
I was too shy to fuck, too shy to score
Instead of Joy of Sex I read Jean-Paul Sartre
Instead of falling in love, I just fell apart
Well I'm not bragging and I'm not gay
I'm just a lousy lover, a lousy lay

I'm a lousy lover, I'm a lousy lay
No good in the sac, no good in the hay
Conversation, that's my forte
Cause I'm a lousy lover I'm a lousy lay

Confidentially, my confidence is shot
I don't know what I am but I know what I'm not
I'm no sex machine, that's not my claim to fame
Casanova's not my middle name
I'll sleep with you but I know what you'll say
That I'm a lousy lover, a lousy lay

I'm a lousy lover, I'm a lousy lay
No good in the sac, no good in the hay
Conversation, that's my forte
Cause I'm a lousy lover I'm a lousy lay

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from One Gig Hard Drive, released September 21, 2018

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Kitty & The Rooster Vancouver, British Columbia

Kitty & The Rooster is a surf rock n’ roll duo from Vancouver featuring Jodie Ponto on the stand-up cocktail drumkit and Noah Walker on electric guitar. They are known for their big sound, laugh out loud lyrics, and ridiculously fun shows.

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